WI Union Humor

A Corporate Exec, A Teabagger and a Union Rep sit down at a table to talk things over.

On the table is a plate with a dozen cookies.

The Exec takes ten of the cookies, then turns to the Teabagger and says, "Keep an eye on the Union Rep, he wants a piece of your cookie."

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